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Welcome to PROSTHETICCUNT.com the portal for the interplanetary grindcore band. 

 

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PxCx UPDATE!!
APRIL, 2005 (EARTH TERMS):

It's been some time as PROSTHETIC CUNT has been on hiatus travelling to distant reaches of the galaxy in search of advanced entertainment and enhanced women (forms).  Now, the time has come for the long-awaited "BUILDING BETTER BITCHES" to see the light of day...prepare yourself as PxCx delivers its most destructive digital devastation to date!  "BBB / B3" will deliver the most insane PxCx EVER, while forging new limits in CYBERGRIND insanity!

 

Stay tuned to PROSTHETICCUNT.com for exclusive advance MP3's from the "BUILDING BETTER BITCHES" 'sessions'.  The downfall of the galaxy is upon us and PROSTHETIC CUNT aims to hurry along the process.  PREPARE!

 

R.I.P. TYLER GEIN

 

PROSTHETIC CUNT would like to express their condolences to the family, friends and bandmates of Tyler Gein (THE SECRET LIFE, SLOUGH, ANAL GETAWAY, TURD PERVERSION, CHURCH BURNER), who tragically passed away recently.  GEIN was an innovator and a person who delivered some of the most EXTREME music the underground has ever known.  His passion for this music was unmatched...the music he created and loved must live on.  R.I.P TYLER GEIN, you will be missed.  www.EXTREMESCENE.net


PROSTHETIC CUNT PLAYED ON BBC RADIO 1 / THE JOHN PEEL (R.I.P.) SHOW!!

 

R.I.P. JOHN PEEL.  The legendary John Peel played PROSTHETIC CUNT on his famous radio show in September of 2004!  Our thanks to Mr. Peel for his dedication to extreme music while he was with us and for his interest in PxCx as well.  On September 14th, 2004 Peel played PROSTHETIC's "Brain Smokin Bones" (From the "Nemo vs Prosthetic Cunt' EP on Relapse)...amazing.

 

 

PROSTHETIC CUNT INVASION I:

 

     PROSTHETIC CUNT set a standard that others will have to wait millenniums before even attempting to match on their debut invasion, the ominously-titled Fucking Your Daughter With A Frozen Vomit Fuck StickPxCx rip, tear and annihilate those (un)fortunate enough to cross their streaking path, assailing the universe with insanely futuristic gore-grind. 


     Faster, heavier and more extreme than anything the cosmos has known previously, PROSTHETIC CUNT simply scratch the (planet's) surface, giving Earthlings a mere taste of the duo's otherworldly energy and power. 


   No one is safe as photon blast beats, bizarre, twisted riffage and out-of-this-world swirling vocular assaults combine to stun and neutralize attempted listeners while the protagonists, KOM-2 and LSC-25 abduct and abuse the planet's most coveted. Amusing samples provide much needed buffers for the uninitiated, allowing PxCx to infect and control mindsets, paving the way for what is yet to come.


     The truth is out there somewhere...open your minds and let PROSTHETIC CUNT show you the way.

 

PROSTHETIC CUNT INVASION II:


     Available to Earth now: Relapse Singles Series #47:  NEMO vs. PROSTHETIC CUNT   7" EP

     From far-reaching corners of the universe, comes a digital battle of the extremes!  Atari-grinders NEMO go head to head with futuristic alien grind team PROSTHETIC CUNT!!   Will NEMO make the jump to 16-bit?   Can PxCx get any weirder?!  Boot up and find out!   (For use with joystick controllers)


 

 

 

 

 

PROSTHETIC CUNT INVASION III:

 

   We have recieved word that PROSTHETIC CUNT will be transmitting a recording titled "I'm All Down With Green Pussy" for Primitive Recordings. Session one and session 2 are complete and thus far, the weird is becoming weirder - just ask "Baby Thirty-Seven"! 

 

 

 

 

 

 

PROSTHETIC CUNT INVASION IV:

 

     PROSTHETIC CUNT have begun working on their 2nd CD, "Building Better Bitches (BBB / B3*). 

 

     Look for PxCx INVASION 4.0: "Building Better Bitches" to invade Earth this summer via Primitive Recordings!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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